Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
