So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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