yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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