but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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