So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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