i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
