I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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