she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
