at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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