yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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