I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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