I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
