**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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