are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
this just has baby written all over it
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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