How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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