btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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