I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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