I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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