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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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