So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
birth control should be required to get into college
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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