I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
