please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
