I molested 6 butterflies tonight
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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