Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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