As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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