There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
