so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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