I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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