Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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