It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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