You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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