I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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