# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
