Have you finally orgasmed yet?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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