how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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