I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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