I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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