She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
