Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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