my sisters under your porch take her home
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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