make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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