I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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