just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
