I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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