Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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