yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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