Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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