The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
