Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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