I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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